What the Fruck? That's what you're going to say once you get a handle on the Frucking Loco Short's clean cut and classic skater style. For one, they offer a 20-inch outseam that for the most part hits above your knees, allowing for complete mobility and fast pushing action. Secondly, their print and style is a step above, letting you switch gears from parking lot sessions to work to Friday nights out with your girl du jour. Pre-laundered for added softness.